Under the doctor’s stern eye, Dana, mom of two boys, nodded and promised to rest the ankle that she sprained when a closet door feel on her. Dana reports that she was just glad the door fell on her, not her boys, and that of course she would not keep doing unnecessary household tasks like changing diapers and feeding people.
At the time of this report, her toddler was running laps around the ER, stopping only to lick the floor underneath the sinks. “He’s just staying hydrated, the little love,” Dana said proudly, bouncing her screaming baby, and dislodging the ice pack from her foot. However, she had a plan to implement new games at home like, “let’s see who can sit quietly the longest”, and “who can find the old crackers in the couch”, and was confident in their success.